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FuckinEh - Crazy igloo hosers from The Great White North. We gots Beaver.... Online Visitors: 4 Registered Users: 180 Today's Date: 2005.3.23 July 1 Countdown: 100 Days "But still being on Hollywood Squares was a tremendous and exciting experience. FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!" - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog [Late Night with Conan O'Brien] Mulletfest Shirts Front of ShirtBack of ShirtWe have the shirts for this years Mulletfest for sale online. There's a variety of colours, sizes and male and female styles so get one to support Mulletfest!Buy A Mulletfest Shirt! Contribute Have something cool to send our way? Submit a Quote Submit a Story Nekkid pictures of your girlfriend? Email Us!! Sweet Sites The Newsletter Sign up for The Newsletter and get funny pics, stories and Hot Chix sent to you by the Crazy Canucks! E-Mail Address: Subscribe Unsubscribe Already a member? Subscribe/Unsubscribe by: Editing Your Profile Updates March 3 "Its Time To Fight Back, Thats what Huey said"by: Farmer Will5 commentsFebruary 28 The Male Dilemmaby: fuzzer5 commentsFebruary 27 Coolest Things You Have Ever Doneby: Johnny Servis17 commentsFebruary 20 Review: 1 Night in Chinaby: Kobalt6 commentsFebruary 18 Future School Systemsby: Albino Rhino16 commentsFebruary 14 Mine Water and E Bombs!!by: Farmer Will5 commentsFebruary 11 Inspired By Rook...by: Johnny Servis5 comments High School Fool(s) - Part 1by: Johnny Servis3 comments The Shameby: Big Thrill & Rook45 commentsFebruary 8 Napolean Does Lettermanby: MISS ekka2 comments FuckinEh News March Madness BfA [2005.03.22][22:41] Ok first up I got this mp3 and you're all gonna have to listen to it. It's one of the funniest yet truthful rants I've heard EVAR! Check it out: Lazy Boy - Underwear Goes Inside the Pants Now I've heard back again from our man Dirty South and he has sent me some more high quality Mexico pictures. Now this is why people go down to Mexico. It's for the Hot Chix who get drunk and enter Wet-T Shirt contests. Now the real question is why can't these same girls act crazy like that when they're at home? Check out some hotties: The Scene Now I know everyone downloads various stuff from the IntarWeb, but very few of you actually know how it gets on there. Some people have come out with a downloadable TV show that lets you see how a warez group gets it's release to the public. The show is somewhat dry, but it's pretty interesting to see what goes on. Go download the torrents from Welcome To The Scene. I went on a pub crawl last week and hilarity ensued as well as some complete craziness. Here's a picture that I'd like to dedicate to fuzzer. Don't worry buddy, one day I'm sure something exciting will happen in Prince George. IntarWeb 2 Daily News For all of you who want to get your system pimping, here's a guide that'll get your system flowing smoothly from the start. It looks like the Monty Python crew are involved in a kick ass broadway musical. Someone took some time to show you how to draw some cool stuff. Kick ass Napolean Dynamite dance! Here's a HUGE LOBSTER! Everytime I see that I keep thinking of the Lobster Lady story that almost made me puke. What will Sydney Crosby do next year? This is for Farmer Will, here's celebrity facials. Finally, the 100 greatest TV show themes. Edited By: BfA [2005.03.22][23:42] Read Comments (0) | Post Comment This Beast Doesn't Let Me Go Kobalt [2005.03.16][19:58] Update Hot Girl SexyDesktop, home of the sexiest wallpapers on the net! List of "naughty" words not allowed on personalized jerseys at the NFL Shop Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will Buying bikinis has never been more fun!! L.T. Mini Pierced Be-atch It's pretty much my favorite animal Sex Doll review. Fat Angry Mom is hot!! Sculptor with The Downs Latte Art. ps: coffeeshops are gay. Fuck Tha Police Hottie Sightings Quotes fat girls that claim to be bi might as well just come out and say "i'm horribly desperate for play."" - WinX [IRC] That's right, I have herpes - Mr Rosso [Freaks and Geeks] Pong is probably the best designed shooter game in the world. It's the only one that is made so that if you camp, you die. - infinitySPZ [IRC] It wasn't a squeak. It was the sound of cheese being cut - Bill [Freaks and Geeks] I know I'm clean / but my mind is so filthy / so filthy / so beautiful - Slaves On Dope [Inches From The Mainline] i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms and then when i get it on i feel even more dumb cuz I'm the only one in the room - Rivorus [IRC] What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES! - g0atb0t [IRC] I got it on in a van at Woodstock, so i'm not judging anyone - Mr Rosso [Freaks and Geeks] SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!! - EVHAPPY [IRC] Edited By: Kobalt [2005.03.16][23:41] Read Comments (6) | Post Comment How To Keep Your Woman Happy a fallen god [2005.03.15][23:01] Along the way I?ve found a few tricks to keeping your significant other happy. These are two facts I've discovered through long years of research, while trying to shag chicks. Before I begin I?d like to say that though these may have worked for me I refuse to take any responsibility for mucking up your relationship should you choose to follow my advise. That and for all you women reading this, yes I know I'm a crap head. But I also know your going to read this anyways. Women like to get angry. I'm not sure why, but for some reason women feel the need to find some fault in something you've done and get pissed with you for it (this will most likely happen at random intervals). My goal is to reduce the I'm angry and don't know why times, the ones that end with: "If you don't know I'm not telling you!" These words come out because she has no real good reason to be angry, and she knows it! With the following formula applied regularly you can reduce up to 40% of these occurrences!! The Solution: Every few weeks do something that you know will piss your woman off, then when she gets angry you can apologize and buy flowers/chocolate, do what you have to do to appease her. The element of control makes it so much easier to deal with. My only warning: do NOT do this on regular intervals, like say every two weeks on Monday, she WILL catch on. Chicks dig spontaneity aka random acts of ass kissing. This is a simple one because it has no set date and if your a day or two late it really doesn't matter. Once every few months (give or take) you do something nice ... buy flowers/chocolate, take her out for dinner that kind of shit. It seems stupid, but these random acts of ass kissing will make all the times you forget her birthday or valentines day or any of those other so called 'special' days far less painful. I'd also like to note that if done properly this last one can drastically improve your odds of achieving the perfect 'money shot', after all I'm sure a little cooperation on her part would help with that one. As an added bonus there is a slight chance one of your random acts may fall on one of these 'special' days, if this happens I recommend trying for that perfect 'money shot' .. that and buy a lottery ticket. OK that?s it, I know your expecting more, but that?s all I've got. For more advise on relationships, that may just get your ass kicked, feel free to drop me a line: God@FuckinEh.com Intarweb Links: - A Rain Man who explains how he does it - Hot Chix Don't Like Guys Who Like Science Fiction Stuff - World Cup 2006 tickets are selling fast! - So that's what the CIA does eh? - Hmmm I wonder if 'Killer' is gonna try and claim this or if it'll be one of the Hanson Brothers? - Can The USeh invade Canadian airspace with missles? - Celebrity 'Oops' T & A - NSFW Edited By: BfA [2005.03.15][00:10] Read Comments (0) | Post Comment Mulletfest News!!1 BfA [2005.03.11][06:52] Ok we got some new Mulletfest news people! Thanks to the shirt design of Big Smith and my buddy Decius at IceCold T-Shirts we're gonna have the shirts up on his website early next week for sale. You'll be able to choose your style, color and size of shirt. As well we haven't forgotten about all you HOT CHIX this year and there is female style shirts available. The momen they're ready for sale I'll be sending out the link to all The Newsletter subscribers so if you're not on it then sign up! If you haven't seen the front and back of the Mulletfest 2005 shirt then here you go: Front of Shirt Back of Shirt Oh and in other Mulletfest news, FuKoMatic and myself have been workin our asses off on getting the official Mulletfest Website ready and it should be ready sometime next week! You'll be able to get all your Mulletfest info from this one central location. You can also browse through the history of the past events and check out information on how to start your own. We're giving a shout out to our buddy Chief who's down in Santa Barbara, California training for shot put. He went on a recent roadtrip to Las Vegas. VEGAS BABY VEGAS. Anyway he found this sign and he wasn't sure why Maverick aka Flowers has a sign in Vegas. Check it: So some people managed to get down to Mexico for Spring Break. I don't have a Sugar Momma so I had to stay up in Edmonton. However, our man Dirty South is livin down there so he gets to hang out with the crazy girls on holidays all the time. He's sent me quite a few pictures so here's a little taste of the things to come from our man Dirty South! IntarWeb 2 Daily News Jets-Go seeks bankruptcy shelter Melissa Lauren Interview Will Crosby jump from junior? Town basks in Dynamite success Amazon patent thinks pink FBI's Mafia mole spurs dozens of arrests Should a Christian Play Dungeons & Dragons? Newspaper reports the suicide of the woman who accused George W Bush of rape Edited By: BfA [2005.03.15][00:12] Read Comments (1) | Post Comment Rivers on a Saturday Night... Maverick [2005.03.04][15:33] Well a few weeks ago when I was in Kamloops I went to River's. The night started off with a few of us drinking at my house. Drunkenmaster, Bandcamp, Mekka, and myself and others had some beers at my place before heading downtown to ruin our livers some more! If you know Mekka, then you know that the one thing he hates more than anything is to have his picture taken. Miraculously I managed to get a few shots of him in action throughout the night! As you can see he goes from Unwilling participant to Mr. Perv!! Well I thought it was about time to bring out a retro pic from back about 5 years. This one was taken on the night of New Years 2000! Notice how Drunkenmaster and Bandcamp look like they are 12! Back when J-Dawg had no beard but Colman was still providing his classically stupid faces! Now for some internet shit that you might like to check out...This new movie called Gunner Palace looks rad. Check out the trailer here. This next article is pretty fucked up. I honestly cannot believe what some people are thinking! These people should be put into jail for life. They beat a 12 year old girl for kissing a boy! My favourite part is the "Handle your Business line! You have got to be fucking kidding me! I'm sure every guy reading this will be wishing he could give this kid props! He had sex with his teacher and it looks like his teacher is hot!! You Gotta Respect That!! Have you ever wondered if Mermaids really exist? Well the idea is not that far fetching after taking a look at this!!! So who cannot forget Ralph Macchio??? Well here he tells us all what it was like to make the Karate Kid movies!! Edited By: BfA [2005.03.05][15:41] Read Comments (3) | Post Comment There Be No Shelter Here Farmer Will [2005.03.02][21:56] So the government is all concerned with Gay marriage and is all worried about what to do! Well I'd say its mighty fine timing to get this shit all stoked up and all attention focused on this stupid subject instead of important things like were 250 million of our tax dollars went???? Instead of a national vote on the subject the useless liberals make this big fuss about gays. Then like well trained puppies the news and media start making THAT the front page story instead of on replacing our present government. Adscam has brought forth some alarming details that everyone but fucking Liberal supporters knew, the Liberals are a bunch of lieing peices of shit. For example the Finance Minister under Chretien had NO CLUE were 250 million bucks went in his care. This is clearly a lie as his friends were the ones to receive the money anlong with buddies of Chretien. The last Finace Minister lies on the stand and if he was telling the truth then what was he doing instead of watching where the money was spent. That was his job right?? So if he did this horrible on the last job he had its good to see the morons of this country vote him in as our fucking Prime Minister!! We need an election and we need it now. Our current Prime Minister is a liar and a theif that is only making Canada a joke in the worlds eyes. Please take the time to phone your local PM and voice your concerns over were this country is headed! Its time we showed the Liberals Canadians DO remeber and we demand better performance from those that run our Country!! Q: How do you turn a Fox into a Elephant?? A: Marry it!! Ok so Srpings just around the corner and not long after that the greatest season of all will be here!! Heres just a reminder of what to look forward to once the warm summer days are here!! I don't know about you but it seems to me that the Fly Boys(Maverick, Rook, Big Thrill) and BfA's pics all have the same thing in common. Lack of girls and a bunch of guys that look like they were going to or coming from the Blue Oyster!! Please a little more screening of photos before you put them up, NO MORE GUYS WITH FUCKING DILDOS!!! Heres some pics for those that burn. Sweet Dreams!!! Edited By: BfA [2005.03.03][01:46] Read Comments (3) | Post Comment Paul Filek Live at Player's Lounge Maverick [2005.02.27][22:10] Well I was in Kamloops last weekend for a little vacation and I decided to check out our friend Paul's live show at Player's Lounge. The place was packed and Paul did not dissapoint. He sung songs from his first ever album titled "Revising My Soul". If you have never had the chance to hear Paul play live you can check out his next show March 19th Heroe's Pub. He will also be playing at Mulletfest April 30th. You can check out more from Paully at www.paulfilek.com or www.myspace.com/paulfilek. Now who out there hasn't graduated? Welp our very own Big Steel is one of you!! Having missed out on an elective credit during his high school days of the 90's, he is attempting to come back strong in 2005 by passing his GED Exam in March. Details will be forthcoming, but there is already a Graduation Party in the works!! In other Big Steel news, while he was down in Abbotsford at my place, he apparantly couldn't sleep. This was due to Johnny Servis' constant snoring! So while any other person might try and wake Johhny up and get him to shut the fuck up....not Big Steel. His solution to the problem was to move the mattress into the hallway of my apartment building and sleep there. If anything I have to say that you are a creative problem solver! It's ideas like this that make me wonder if that Graduation Party will have to be postponed!! Edited By: Maverick [2005.02.28][00:12] Read Comments (25) | Post Comment Is All The World Jails And Churches Kobalt [2005.02.26][20:19] In my ongoing quest to bring FuckinEh the finest in IntarWeb debauchery, here goes: Update How much would someone have to pay you to kill a puppy (video) Rate My Stump. The world is fucked up. Yikes. Can you tell the men from the women. That dumb bitch Paris Hilton got her phone hacked. Here's the list of numbers it carried. Brian 'Head' Welch Leaves Korn, Citing Moral Objections To Band's Music. Christianity 1, Everyone Else 0. Hungary Home 69. Now that's a party. Looks like Kate, Canadian teen hottie from Kate's Playground has been hiding a malformed right foot. I'd still hit it. Hapland. Can you solve the puzzle? Make your own Hyperdimensional Resonator (aka Time Machine) Napolean Dynamite style. How would you like to discover there's been a dead woman in your cities water supply... Bike + Ass My Kind Of Chix Quotes Wanna play Pearl Harbour? I lay there and you blow the hell outta me - Anonymous Suck gas evil-doer - Darkwing Duck [Darkwing Duck] I love going to abortion rallies to pick up women, 'cause you know they're fuckin' - Chris Rock [Never Scared HBO] You're better off empty and blank / than left with a single pathetic trace of it / smother another failure / lay this to rest - Lamb Of God [Laid To Rest] captain planet didnt teach me to save the earth, it taught me to stab hippies for giving me crap cartoons - DoctorRiff [IRC] One thing I've noticed is that actual knowledge and certifications are inversely proportional.- wuntvor [IRC] i would give several left nuts to have a store like that. - gadget [IRC] and on the fourth day, there was pr0n, and God said, "let this be a blessing onto you, since Eve is out shopping" - verin [IRC] i only do fat chicks , their chunky but their funky - jay123 [IRC] i told my mom i'm going to go smoke crack and fuck some hookers, she said "well, wear a rubber" - supreemHOUSTON [IRC] Edited By: Kobalt [2005.02.26][21:03] Read Comments (5) | Post Comment BigB Gets Some Lunch Money BfA [2005.02.25][03:03] We start off this update with 'Big Ups' to our man BigB and we got some classic footage here of him. You can read about what happened in the video but I hear that night was one of the craziest nights in a long time. I also gotta give some high fivin luvin' to Dave, BJ, BigB's parents and the garage. Wassup garage. I hope ya'll be keepin it real. The garage is on my top 13 places to hang out in The Loops list. If you hang out enough and are cool enough you getta sign your name on the wall. One day we'll get pics of the wall up. Oh and Maverick always had to give BigB his lunch money and if you look at this pic from this weekend at River's you can see Mav's still a little scared... Well I got some more pictures of the Valentine's Party that went on down in Manly last year. Looking back there seems to be WAY too many pics of the guys and the dildo and not enough of the ladies with that fine peice of modern engineering. It looks like Tim, KeLvin and Mike Newham are a little TOO into playing with Mr. Dildo. Ahhhh well I guess that's normal for Europeans? Anyway it was a good night and we went to finish the night off at the Steyne a pretty sweet 2 story bar/pub with like 5 different sections in the building and the center part open under the sky. Hell I'm down for goin back to Australia, anyone else wanna come? This snow is definitely The Gay. I'd like to give some linkage here to PeepingThong because apparently it's been in the news in Victoria lately. Seems some enterprising young UVic students set it up and the 5 oh tried making them shut it down except that it wasn't illegal. Now I know fuzzer is going to make a comment about me posting this so let me post a link for him. If you're like fuzzer and want do do something worthy everyday then watch zombo.com for 5 minutes each day and your mission in life will become that much clearer. The IntarWeb 2 Daily News That's right folks, this is now the INTARWEB 2 Daily News. After a lot of negotiating on my part I'm now writing this to you from the super super high speed highway IntarWeb 2. What's that you ask? Well I'd tell you but you wouldn't understand because it's soooooooo much faster. I get mp3's so fast the RIAA show up at my door before the mp3 is even done downloading! Am I bullshitting you? You know I always wonder how these guys do who write advice columns on how to get girls. If I were them I'd write some fucked up sheyt that some IntarWeb moron would totally believe then wait for him to write you an e-mail back saying how it didn't work. It's sweet that Americans can now arrest Canadians IN CANADA. Wanna win a date with Tara Reid? Props to Chris Wylde for punking American Idol, the gayest show EVAR! A major bittorrent site got busted by the MPAA a couple weeks ago. The owner asked for money to support his legal costs to fight it, but did it really happen? Wanker sent in this story about Stone Cold's movie future. I know the Ilics will be the first in line to check that sheyt out. Now we all know that for Mulletfest Mullets are the hairstyle, Moustaches are the facial flair, but what about the eyebrows? How you gonna get those pimped? Well my man Strongbad has some tips! Here's the top 50 Video Games... EVAR! Now I don't see how the hell Super Mario Brothers isn't number 1. That game brought vids to the masses and it's my number 1 of all time. Advice From BfA "Love is like homework, you gotta study if you want an A" - If you plan on staying a man, punch whoever the fuck comes up with GAY quotes like this. Edited By: BfA [2005.02.25][07:09] Read Comments (2) | Post Comment Spring Break Starts... Wet-t Shirt Sales Rise BfA [2005.02.20][01:55] So Mulletfest has officially had a date set holy fuck that means it's getting close. We're gonna figure out what's goin down up here in Edmonton pretty quick. On the subject of long hair I just gotta say big ups to the ladies for dealing with it. This fuckin hair is pissing me off. Maybe it's the 1.5 years without a haircut that's causing it to be so annoying. I actually uttered the words 'my hair is so unmanagable' the other day. Ya guys I know, total fairy thing to say. I just can't wait to get my sides free and the mullet plumage flowing. If there's one thing I know to be certain in life it's that the Hot Chix love plumage. If it's on a mullet it just makes it that much better. Now speaking of Mulletfest, my Skullet Brother Farmer Will brought this pic to my attention and I just wish I would've been there to see it live! fuzzer buddy, I hope you got some... and I'd like to invite Avril back for this year. fuzzer want's you to know he's gonna be back, and lookin to get some more! Horsecock Paully is playing another live show tonight February 20th at Player's(where Magnum's was) in downtown Kamloops. Show starts at 8pm but get there early as he's gotten quite the following in the Kamloops music scene. Paully's also got info on the web with his website and you can check out his music at his myspace music site. My favorite song so far I think is Hero. Oh and for those interested there will be CD's available at the show tomorrow night so bring some cash and buy one for some great music and to support him! So Valentine's Day was this week and I'm sure a lot of guys did gay stuff for girls in the hope of getting some. I wonder if Farmer Will wrote a poem for his gf? And if so I really, really want to get a copy on that puppy. Anyway remember on Valentines Day to always give Dishwasher safe sex devices: Ok so last year on Valentine's Day I was all up in Australia chillin at Manly Beach, just outside of Sydney. The kids at the Hostel decided to have a party and it was damn fun. So here's some pictures from the Valentine's Party "Down Under" for your viewing pleasuer mate. Also you can clearly see the Surrey Basement style architecture. Do fuzzer and Maverick aka Flowers still think I just stayed in Surrey Basement? IntarWeb Daily News Well some moron had to write an article and reveal the truth about one of my dream jobs. Apparently being a strip club DJ is not filled with nights of tits and ass like I thought. Seems like Hot Chix are checking out strippers too. What pisses me off these days is stupid people winning lawsuits. Hey buddy, you can't be that dumb to 'accidentally' bump the fucking automatic windows. Are you using a browser that's better than IE? (Like the kick ass Firefox? Try it out!) When I'm a REALLY Old Dirty Man I wanna check out this nursing home. Looks like we're not allowed to build snowforts anymore. This is gay. I didn't spend 3 in Scouts being uncool but learning how to make snowcaves to have some stupid pig tell me what I can't do. Anil Dikshit, worst name EVAR! National Lampoons dishes out some info on Canada. Apparently I'm not the biggest loser around! Now this is heaven. Now everyone knows politicians are stupid but this guy takes the cake! Finally go check out my cousins stats. He's on the Blue Bombers and they're gonna kick some ass this year. Since I'm an extremely wise indvidual and never do anything stupid I'm gonna dish out some advice at the end of each update. So don't abuse it, use it! Advice from BfA: You probably know that yellow snow isn't lemon, well brown snow ain't choclate. Edited By: BfA [2005.02.20][04:56] Read Comments (4) | Post Comment Site Links Back To The Igloo Canadian Fairytales Crazy Canucks Comics Movies Monthly Luvin' Mulletfest Smoke Signals ab00t FuckinEh Log On User Name Password Register New User Contact Admins BfA FuKoMatic Current Poll What is the best Canadian saying?EhJust Giver!Game OnAbootAll Canadian sayings suck ballsNone of the aboveRead/Post Comments (2) View Other Polls Presented by Sikly Smooth Entertainment